Quick Thinking

This just in from a friend who wanted to remain anonymous:

City officials of Houston have seen the errors of their ways during the recent hurricane evacuation and have improved the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan. Here is the newly developed Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

• Cajuns use I-10 E to Lafayette
• Hispanics use I-10W to San Antonio
• Rednecks use 59N to East Texas
• Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
• Yankees & Democrats use 45 S to Galveston
• Longhorns use 290 W to Austin
• Aggies use Loop 610